I work at a hospital so often see people wearing those special boots for their foot after an accident or general fuckwittery.

I have no idea why but they really amuse me. I always like to think they are half robot/half human and are not yet able to reveal their full self to the world.

That, or I hope they broke their foot by getting off their tits and attempting to do parkour not because they reguarly go skiing at Easter.

When I’ve spent time thinking about that I then sing this.