I have cut my hair to jawline length. I love it at first cut and then when it dries realises that it goes puffy and wavy (with a few curls in random places).

I now have bad hair or at least hair that is worse then it normally is. I really should just shave it all off and wear wigs.

But as that wouldn’t be acceptable at work, I’m going for wearing something weird in my hair to distract from the lion mane that sits atop my head. Or pretending that I did actively set out to look like Madonna in Desperately Seeking Susan.