You say scallop, I say fuck you

Banter. I hate that word and I hate when people try to force it on you.

It could be down to the fact that I am extremely socially awkward or the fact I dislike most people. Either way, insulting me when you are bantering is not the way to make an impression.

Case in point being in the local sandwich shop when asking for an chicken escalope salad, out of nowhere a man starts telling me is that how you say it and tried to tell me it is scallop. Then he laughed.

1. It wasn’t funny
2. I don’t understand why he felt the need to involve himself
3. It wasn’t funny
4. I’m from Surrey,  I know my scallop and escalope
5. It wasn’t fucking funny

If you are going to take the piss out of how I speak at least be correct when you do.

Also don’t randomly try to talk to me when I have shown no interest in speaking to you. My time is expensive and you Mr Bald Headed Fuckwit can’t afford it.

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