His beard is soft to the touch, don’t be scared

My so called friend ruined beards for me this bank holiday. God Damn! Followers of my tiny bit of the tinternet will know that I have a massive beard fetish. Seriously, is there anything better than a good beard?

I’m thinking this is one of those times I can just forget this ever happened and that science is wrong. WRONG!

Bloody science. Stupid studies. Stupid men with poopy beards. 

The only good thing to come out of this is learning that her colleague uses a hairdryer and a detangle brush to groom his beard. Keeping that one for when I meet him.

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